19 February 2009

Five Surgeons...


from big cities were discussing who are the easiest patients to operate on :

The first surgeon, from Cape Town says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Johannesburg responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The third surgeon, from Durban says, "No, I actually think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Bloemfontein chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Pretoria shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

6 comments:

Jade said...

LOL!!! Hahaha.
You are too creative.
Pretoria - is that UP or MEDUNSA? coz it kind of fits both.

Anonymous said...

And then you get some not so local surgeons who think: "WTF, I have to cut this guy open? I can barely spell apendixx, let alone find it.."

Bongi said...

point of order jade, there is a whole world of difference between up and medunsa. they are not even in the same class.

Jade said...

Gosh! UP guys are defensive. Ok,yes, yes UP is the best and in a class of its own. . .like your blue bulls
I merely meant that the MEDUNSA guys would also prefer the politicians with no guts, heart etc as it would mean less organs to work around therefore less likely to screw up

Jabulani said...

Jade - since most politicians are complete dicks, the MEDUNSA students would be fine ... ;) (see Bongi's blog!!)

Karen Little said...

I'm back! But I see you're on hiatus... We've gotta stop missing each other like this...